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[[Image:Goretime.png|thumb|300px|right|MGT is seen as important enough to be included in newer Microsoft operating systems. A Linux patch is being worked on.]]
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[[Image:Stfutime.jpg|thumb|300px|right|MST is the fastest rising google keyword. Soon the Google Search bar will have "Motherfuckin' STFU time" filled in by default.]]
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'''Motherfuckin' Gore Time''' (MGT) is the time at which [[Image:flag_uk.gif]] [[Gore_%28British_Player%29|Gore]] comes online.  Usually heralding much wrath, rape and pillaging on QuakeWorld servers.  It can also mean the next map after Gore has been on the losing side from where he proceeds to dish out extreme punishments.
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'''Motherfuckin' STFU Time''' (MST) is the time at which [[Image:flag_us.gif]] [[Phil]] tells r^z, and the rest of you british tools, to stfu.  Usually this means that you should stop spamming meaningless forced memes, and get raped by some swedes on QW servers.  It can also mean that, really, you should stfu.
  
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One of natures mysteries, scientists have yet to find an explanation behind MGT. Why is he so unerringly accurate? What is the significance of 20:00 GMT? There are things which can never be explained, much like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds birds]. What are birds? We just don't know.
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Scientists have devised the Unified STFU Theory to explain the MST phenomenon. Using the new niggajoule particle accelerators on the far side of the moon, they have found a new sub-atomic particle: stfuage. The quantum dynamics of stfuage explain the exceedingly blank and stfued state that the propagators of forced memes enter into, during MST.
  
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Although quite unbelievably not mentioned in the wikipedia entry, MGT is so accurate, that early nuclear scientists used MGT as a base for the first prototype [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_clock atomic clocks.]
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The world commission on time zones is currently evaluating the proposal that all time zones of the world convert to Motherfuckin' STFU Time.  The only opponent Britain, and that's only because everyone there has stfued, including the politicians, and are therefore unable to hold a session.
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Due to the breathtaking accuracy of Motherfuckin' Gore Time, The [[QuakeWorld Summerjam]] team have decided to use MGT as their official time-standard for all scheduling and administration. The team is hoping that the application of MGT will contribute to the realisation of their incredibly tight schedule.
 
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MGT has gained reputation throughout the QuakeWorld community, even up to "Division 0" level. The most infamous example of this was in the [[NQR Season 6]] final when [[Image:flag_se.gif]] [[Dag]] refused to ready up until 21:00 CET (20:00 GMT). "We can't play yet" he explained, "I have to wait for Motherfuckin' Gore Time."
 
  
 
== IRC Script ==
 
== IRC Script ==
  
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Put this in your mIRC Perform list to join in the celebrations when MGT comes around. People in different timezones to GMT will have to adjust accordingly.
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Put this in your mIRC Perform list to join in telling the idiots to stfu:
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<code mirc>/timermgt 20:00 1 0 if ( $day != Saturday ) && ( $day != Sunday ) { msg $active fuckin' A. Slap me some motherfuckin' Gore time }</code>
 
  
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== Artificial intelligence ==
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<code mirc>/timermst 20:01 1 0 if ( $day != Saturday ) && ( $day != Sunday ) { msg $active STFU. }</code>
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Somewhere in the year  of [[2007]] MFG gained it's self conscious and started to infect various computers to use the  [[qwnet]] bot to manage to be linked 21:00 every fucking day.  
 
  
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== Supporting imagery ==
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== Supporting Imagery ==
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
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Image:Mgt1.jpg|<center>(Al) Gore vs. The Undead</center>
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Image:Mst1.png|<center>Phrenic telling you to stfu,</center>
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Image:Mgt2.gif|<center>Surprise Bus Stop Encounters</center>
 
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Image:Mgt4a.jpg|<center>MGT is essential for time-travel calculations</center>
 
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Image:Mgt-psp2.jpg|<center>MGT on the move</center>
 
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Image:Mgtclock.gif|<center>It's that time again</center>
 
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Image:Mgt5.jpg|<center>It's machine code</center>
 
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Image:Mgt6.jpg|<center>MGT announced at Berlin airport. (thus 21:00, not 20:00)</center>
 
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
  
 
== Off-shoots ==
 
== Off-shoots ==
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=== Motherfuckin Bore Time ===
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=== Motherfuckin' Gore Time ===
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In an effort to emulate the sheer ''rage'' contained within MGT, [[Image:flag_scotland.gif]] [[Razor_%28British_Player%29|Raz]] created MBT.  This is when Raz manages to get a [[Quad Damage]] and proceeds to get intimate with the nearest available wall
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Lame attempt of some Brits to create a meme, which has turned out to be entirely worthless.  Contrary to popular thought, Motherfuckin' STFU Time actually predates MGT, because MST is a pre-emptive strike on dipwads and aslols of all nationalities, not just Britwankaria.
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=== Motherfuckin Golf Time ===
 
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Revision as of 22:24, 31 May 2008

MST is the fastest rising google keyword. Soon the Google Search bar will have "Motherfuckin' STFU time" filled in by default.

Motherfuckin' STFU Time (MST) is the time at which Flag us.gif Phil tells r^z, and the rest of you british tools, to stfu. Usually this means that you should stop spamming meaningless forced memes, and get raped by some swedes on QW servers. It can also mean that, really, you should stfu.

Scientists have devised the Unified STFU Theory to explain the MST phenomenon. Using the new niggajoule particle accelerators on the far side of the moon, they have found a new sub-atomic particle: stfuage. The quantum dynamics of stfuage explain the exceedingly blank and stfued state that the propagators of forced memes enter into, during MST.

The world commission on time zones is currently evaluating the proposal that all time zones of the world convert to Motherfuckin' STFU Time. The only opponent Britain, and that's only because everyone there has stfued, including the politicians, and are therefore unable to hold a session.

IRC Script

Put this in your mIRC Perform list to join in telling the idiots to stfu:

/timermst 20:01 1 0 if ( $day != Saturday ) && ( $day != Sunday ) { msg $active STFU. }

Supporting Imagery

  • Phrenic telling you to stfu,

Off-shoots

Motherfuckin' Gore Time

Lame attempt of some Brits to create a meme, which has turned out to be entirely worthless. Contrary to popular thought, Motherfuckin' STFU Time actually predates MGT, because MST is a pre-emptive strike on dipwads and aslols of all nationalities, not just Britwankaria.

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