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2010-10-26, 10:53
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Oct 2010
Hooraytio wrote:
Yo Momma so fat, she spends the christmas on hohoho.bsp

Nice! L.O.L.
2010-11-17, 11:09
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Jul 2006
"Yo momma so fat, kingpin lets her take ring just so he doesn't have to look at her for 30s."

LOL nice one hangtime ;D


here's mine :E



Yo momma so fat that when she respawns everyone gets telefragged
Yo momma so fat that Shub-Niggurath feels like Kate Moss next to her
Yo momma so fat that lava-platforms on dm2 ain't a problem she just rolls over them
Yo momma so fat she uses water on dm3 for a bath tub
Yo momma so fat she can be seen in any screenshot, any map, any server
Yo momma so fat that by the time she turns around quake 10 is out

:E
2010-11-17, 11:45
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Feb 2006
Yo momma so fat, she can't get to any of the armors on dm2
Yo momma so fat, she can block all entrances to dm3's quad at the same time
Yo momma so fat, she can't use any of the lifts
Yo momma so fat, she can get DM4 mega just by turning around the corner
Yo momma so fat, she gets pent on CMT4 just by pushing the button
Yo momma so fat, she used a pair of pants to recreate Milton's gaming glove
2010-11-17, 13:41
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693 posts

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Jan 2006
Yo momma so fat, you don't even know want to KNOW about her discharge
2010-11-17, 16:40
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Aug 2008
Yo momma so fat, she must weight at least like 80kg or something
2010-11-17, 16:50
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Mar 2006
y0 mOmma so fat, Shub-Niggurath got jealous.
-wang
2010-11-18, 01:07
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371 posts

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Dec 2006
Yo momma so fat, megahealth gives her 1hp.
2010-11-18, 07:05
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Jun 2007
Yo momma so fat, she will be the only participant at qhlan15
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2010-11-18, 09:11
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Aug 2009
Your momma is so fat, that when she's on big on dm2, everyone needs to go via path to get below quad
2010-11-18, 09:14
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Oct 2009
Yo momma so fat, people start time count down when she enters the teleport so they know when she will exit on the other side.
Yo momma so fat, she can wrestle with Chton.
2010-11-18, 09:22
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Sep 2006
Yo momma so fat, nobody wants to prac her and therefore she loses crucial regular season games in EQL 12.
Yo momma so fat, you don't need antilag to be a shaft-whore.
Yo momma so fat, Kingping lost his lust for girls.
Yo momma so fat, she is the ultimate MILF in Ethiopia
Yo momma so fat, you think Exalted with McDonald's must be her worhippers.
Yo momma so fat, she always gets fullstart.
2010-11-18, 09:38
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Jun 2007
Yo momma so fat, she once managed to elbow Bulat when they played 1on1 online
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2010-11-18, 10:07
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111 posts

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Jul 2006
kloze lol

"Yo momma so fat, she always gets fullstart." that one was nice
2010-11-18, 14:43
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Apr 2006
Yo momma so fat, when she broke her leg lava came out!
Yo momma so fat, she hoovers more items than Kingpin!
Yo momma so fat, she spawns with double cheese burger backpack!
Yo momma so fat, when she spawns no one can move!
2010-11-18, 14:45
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Apr 2006
Yo momma so fat, when she stood on the lift it said "yeah right"
2010-11-18, 14:46
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1267 posts

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Jun 2007
Yo momma so fat, she has no use of the "you take" teamsay
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2010-11-18, 15:37
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646 posts

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Mar 2006
Yo momma so fat, at QHLan, we huddled around her for warmth
Yo momma so fat, she has a bind for noclip to get out of the spawns on DM6
Yo momma so fat, when she flies with me to sweden, she has to book a whole row on the plane
Yo momma so stupid, if her brains were quad rockets, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
2010-11-18, 16:31
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Oct 2009
Yo momma so fat, that noone saw her face due to quake engine render distance limit.
2010-11-18, 17:00
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298 posts

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Sep 2006
Yo momma so stupid, she designed all Quakes apart from QW
2010-11-19, 12:14
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Oct 2007
Difficult to exceed the ones above, but here I go:

Yo momma is so fat, cl_gibFilter must be set to -1000 to avoid filling DM4 with bodyparts when Milton tears her a new one.
Yo momma is so fat, that a full load of nails will make her look as a gigantic hedgehog.
Yo momma is so fat, the hill on DM3 is her gibbed head.
Yo mommo is so fat, she always gets a full start on DM3.
Yo mommo is so fat, when she farts on Aerowalk the windtunnel blows in other direction.
2010-11-19, 14:41
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Jan 2006
Yo momma is so fat, spawed on amphi you get squished instandly.
2010-11-20, 09:55
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Mar 2006
Yo momma is so fat, that SV_AddToFatPVS crashes with a runaway loop error.

Yo momma is so ugly, glCullFace always returns TRUE.
2010-11-21, 11:57
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Jul 2009
Yo momma so fat, as soon as she spawns on the server time stops and the whole map is sucked in along with any players unfortunate enough to be in the range of her event horizon
2011-03-19, 06:58
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493 posts

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Jan 2006
Let's keep it going!

Yo momma's so fat, even FTE can't support her
Yo momma's so fat, Moon's working overtime skinning her player.mdl
Yo momma's so fat, grenades go into orbit around her after she fires her gl
2011-03-19, 08:55
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52 posts

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Feb 2008
Yo momma's so fat, she telefrags her own ass..
Yo momma's so fat, when she picks up pent, Satan calls jesus.
Yo momma's so fat, when she fired a quad rocket the universe tuned into gibs..
Yo momma's so fat, when she stood on the quake symbol it resembeled a penny on a railroad track..
Yo momma's so fat, you would have to ghost outta map limits 5 times just to see a thumbnail..
Yo momma's so fat, Logectich made a new mouse, the GMXfatass7000


im tired 5 am getting stupid
2011-03-19, 15:41
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Apr 2007
Yo momma's so fat, whenever entering your field of view /fov 1 and /fov 200 makes no difference whatsoever.
2011-03-19, 23:17
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Jan 2006
Yo momma's so fat, she can't take the quad on e1m2
Yo momma's so fat, the discharges a' gastric bypass
Yo momma's so fat, Shub-Niggurath hit's on her
2011-03-20, 02:14
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Sep 2010
Yo momma so fat, when she's bunnying it shows up on the Richter scale
Yo momma so fat, when she's shafting, she looks like the Death Star
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