When Chuck Norris shoots into a wall with less than 50 hp, Chuck Norris doesn't become bored with life, life becomes with bored with saying "nope, didn't happen"

chuck norris doesnt time items/pus, items/pus time chuck norris

the impulse 9 cheat originally was ment to be the "roundhouse kick",
but due to copyright issues it was taken out and replaced by all weapons,
which all together dont even reach the damage of the "roundhouse kick" by 1 percent

lol

The only buckshot Chuck Norris eats is for breakfast - with a side of shrapnel.

Chuck Norris doesn't ride rockets, rockets ride Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once stumbled upon a stupid forum thread. There were no survivors.

Other maps that had their names changed after Chuck had been there:

e1m2 - Castle of The Damned
e3m3 - The Tomb of Terror
e3m6 - Chambers of Torment
dm4 - The Bad Place
dm6 - The Dark Zone

Chuck Norris can defeat Chton with only two beers.. he just takes a short piss at him and he's done

It is said that Chuck Norris discovered first the rocket jump.. in real life. id paid homage to this great inventor and implemented the technique into their Quake game.

Chuck Norris could type /unbindall in console and still win against any top quaker that ever lived and will ever live

Chuck Norris is the only quake player that telefragged 666 players in a row

When Chuck Norris types /kill in the console he doesn't lose frags because he telefrags two players next time he spawns (from other servers when needed if he is alone on the map )

When Chuck Norris performed a roundhouse kick on dakoths new map it was renamed to "The ruins".

Chuck Norris has a tamed living shambler as a door rug :twisted:

The Quad was first meant to be called The Roundhouse-kick but it was too powerful so id replaced it with quad

LOL!

The nailed zombies from start.bsp and throughout the rest of the levels are Chuck Norris' statement for hating the handicapped..

(gee this is kinda of stupid.. it's late around here )

hating handicapped XP

Write a better OS yourself. ;P

I think Peppe is using gay smileys such as XD XP .... *peppe* (((

:/ whattabout'em smileys aap? *gråt*

Chuck has lg 100%

heh, ilf wasn't really using aimbot, just ChuckQuake. interesting fact about this client is that impulsechuck gives you a walker texas ranger-skin and binds all buttons to "+roundhousekick" :|

rofl..

anyway: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick tar-babies without making them explode and ricochet them into enemies.

chuck norris made laura croft get weet and switched game to qw

I heard Chuck Norris say this thread sucks. Then he ate three newborn babies.

* Chuck Norris is now known as Chuck "Reppie" Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't need any armor - he is wearing the beard of protection.

ahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaha

sweet!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html

LOL best one gaz