- Real name: James (aka Jimmy)
- Nationality: British
- Current clan: Morituri
Proud father of 4 ginger children.
- "Big Girls, you are beautiful"
- "Diet coke and a pizza please"
- He enjoys chatting about his kids. Even though he spends most of his time looking after them, he still finds time to play quakeworld (after 9pm, when they go to bed)
- Cannot operate an IRC client.
- Due to his thick Scottish accent, his speech is completely indecipherable. As such, he cannot use voice chat.