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2006-03-15, 19:47
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The shaft is actually a term that originated from Chuck Norris' groin.
2006-03-15, 20:12
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raz wrote:
[02:18] <chad-> As with everything there is balance. In qw god created Chuck Norris, he then had to create goqsane.

LOLMFG!! :KK

The ground softens Chuck's fall. Always.
I'll make weapons of my imperfections
2006-03-16, 15:38
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Chuck norris goes for hollywood ?

Check it here!

For non-swe ppl i included subtitles: here
2006-03-16, 23:05
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ok how about this one (it regards the picture placed in first post of this topic)

Chuck is the only man who dares to wear the pent upside-down
I'll make weapons of my imperfections
2006-05-30, 15:56
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chuck norris looked at ktpro, gave it a round kick and it became ktx

chuck will soon find qizmo and give it a kick to QTV
2006-05-30, 15:56
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. © R^Z
2006-05-31, 12:34
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omfg, best thread ever, laughed for minutes

My dream action movie would star these actors:

Chuck Norris
Steven Seagal
David Hasselhoff
Jean Claude van Damme
Dolph Lundgren


...and the title of the movie must be: Universal Soldier X

rofl :>

You should make a new thread: "Best badass movie comment ever" ("I'll be back" wont reach top 10) :>
Link, we are not even oldtimers anymore, we are dinosaurs. - Hooraytio
2006-05-31, 13:10
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just as the name says, bunnyhopping origins from miserable attempts to avoid chuck norris
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2006-06-21, 12:32
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chuck norris doesnt need a cheat to see through walls he just kicks them down
2006-06-22, 07:30
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* Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.


* Chuck Norris sleeps with the night light on. Not because he is affraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


* The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.


* Chuck Norris once shot down reppie with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
2006-07-13, 11:11
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Chuck Norris doesnt play, he wins

If you take up Megahealth, you inhale Chuck Norris breath. nothing else!
2006-07-13, 11:18
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Chuck Norris doesnt get damage from nails, he uses them as a comb for his beard(on the fly)
2006-07-13, 12:43
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id stole the name rocketlauncher from Chuck Norris' penis
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